Lot 33 Coffee was born during the pandemic in the summer of 2020, deep in the rural outskirts of Buffalo, NY.
After two and a half years—and a small flea-market coffee shop—the company mysteriously vanished.

The year is now 2026.
A lot has changed.

Something brews beneath the fabric of reality, waiting patiently to be reborn.

What resurfaces is not a café…
but a cold brew coffee capable of making Greek statues weep, melting the minds of interdimensional beings, and—on a good day—helping you start your morning before a brutally tough day at the office.

The time is officially upon us.

A cold brew from beyond comprehension is making its return.

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While we are legally obligated to warn against excessive caffeine consumption, we are not emotionally obligated to stop you.

Drink irresponsibly.
(AT YOUR OWN RISK)