What You’re Getting
1 full gallon (128 oz) of espresso-strength cold brew concentrate
300mg+ caffeine per serving (depending on dilution)
No preservatives. No additives. No apologies.
Small-batch brewed in Buffalo, NY
Pre-order only / limited runs
 
How to Use (At Your Own Risk)
Espresso-Style Drink: 2–3 oz concentrate + milk or water
Cold Brew Coffee: 6–8 oz concentrate + water
Latte: 2 oz concentrate + 8 oz milk
Adjust based on tolerance, experience, and regret threshold
One gallon can yield 20–40 drinks, depending on how brave you’re feeling.